I've decided I'm going to start blogging about what I eat. How exciting! I eat such shit, and now you get to read about the shit that I eat. I think we can make some grand connections here.
On this blog, I write about what I eat. On the other blog (blog.myspace.com/medinski), I will write about this blog.
Starting today:
1 bowl of frosted shredded wheat and 1 cup of yogurt
3 chicken drum sticks
1 half cup of cookies 'n cream ice cream
1 piece of rye bread with peanut butter
Some raisins
About a quarter of a bag of corn chips
1 cup of yogurt drink (from the Chinese grocery store)
I will later update what I eat for dinner.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Poop to Poop. Forever.
I haven't written a blog in awhile. I'm not going to apologize to you. Why should I? You should apologize to me. Perhaps something along the lines of: "I'm sorry I don't express my gratitude enough."
I look on the TV sometimes and there's these bloggers that affect politics and the entertainment industry. What about me? I don't affect nothin. I think people are taking the "blog movement" too seriously. First of all, it's not a movement. Second of all, shouldn't the news reporters dig up the news themselves rather than be lazy and quote a blog? "This is CNN. According to Jim-bob's Beer Blog, we're in for higher gas prices by the end of the Fall. Though Jim-bob does not claim to be an economist, he writes a blog and this gives him automatic legitimacy."
And what's with everyone reporting about shit that shows up on YouTube? That's some lazy ass reporting. I'm going to open up my own news station (Ryan News Network) if all you have to do is report on some of the funny videos on YouTube. It used to be, you'd get a forwarded email with a link to a video. Now, it's something like this: "The bombing in Israel shows no sign of letting up. Massive damage today with an unknown number of deaths. Meanwhile, have you seen the OK Go music video on YouTube? It's hilarious!"
I just got a 100 gig external harddrive. Sweet, right? We'll see how long that'll last. I still remember when the 40 gig drive in my old computer seemed impossibly huge. I even remember my dad taking me to the computer store to buy me a new 540 megabyte hard drive on sale for $285 (or something like that). At the time, I felt that there way that anybody could use up 540 megs.
See the other blog at http://medinski.blogspot.com.
I look on the TV sometimes and there's these bloggers that affect politics and the entertainment industry. What about me? I don't affect nothin. I think people are taking the "blog movement" too seriously. First of all, it's not a movement. Second of all, shouldn't the news reporters dig up the news themselves rather than be lazy and quote a blog? "This is CNN. According to Jim-bob's Beer Blog, we're in for higher gas prices by the end of the Fall. Though Jim-bob does not claim to be an economist, he writes a blog and this gives him automatic legitimacy."
And what's with everyone reporting about shit that shows up on YouTube? That's some lazy ass reporting. I'm going to open up my own news station (Ryan News Network) if all you have to do is report on some of the funny videos on YouTube. It used to be, you'd get a forwarded email with a link to a video. Now, it's something like this: "The bombing in Israel shows no sign of letting up. Massive damage today with an unknown number of deaths. Meanwhile, have you seen the OK Go music video on YouTube? It's hilarious!"
I just got a 100 gig external harddrive. Sweet, right? We'll see how long that'll last. I still remember when the 40 gig drive in my old computer seemed impossibly huge. I even remember my dad taking me to the computer store to buy me a new 540 megabyte hard drive on sale for $285 (or something like that). At the time, I felt that there way that anybody could use up 540 megs.
See the other blog at http://medinski.blogspot.com.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Sweet Jesus on a Crutch
It's been so long, and you and I had something. We had something called a relationship. You and me. We and us. You and them. They and me. Us.
It's been so long because I was so ashamed. The sex change operation went horribly wrong; I now have a second penis. I'm unable to go into the men's room AND the women's room, because I'm now neither. If I have to go, I just have to hold it.
You may wonder why I abandoned you. Was it Myspace--that WHORE of a web site? Even after Rupert Murdoch bought it over, I kept using it. What's wrong with me?
Do you forgive me? Will you take me back?
Do you want to hear a quick story?
Once upon a time there was this guy named Rodney. Rodney loved the bitches. He went to this big party and there was a hole in the wall. He thought it was a glory hole, but it turned out to be an oversized electric pencil sharpener.
YOUR HOMEWORK: Tell me the moral of the story in 3 words or less.
It's been so long because I was so ashamed. The sex change operation went horribly wrong; I now have a second penis. I'm unable to go into the men's room AND the women's room, because I'm now neither. If I have to go, I just have to hold it.
You may wonder why I abandoned you. Was it Myspace--that WHORE of a web site? Even after Rupert Murdoch bought it over, I kept using it. What's wrong with me?
Do you forgive me? Will you take me back?
Do you want to hear a quick story?
Once upon a time there was this guy named Rodney. Rodney loved the bitches. He went to this big party and there was a hole in the wall. He thought it was a glory hole, but it turned out to be an oversized electric pencil sharpener.
YOUR HOMEWORK: Tell me the moral of the story in 3 words or less.
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