I'm sure some of you (ie. Le) won't like this idea. However, I think it's great. It's an idea in two parts.
Part 1
You see, porn is big business in the United States. It's a $450 trillion industry, and directly and indirectly accounts for 74% of the GDP (source: 2005 Medinski American Almanac). Don't argue with those numbers. They're rock solid, completely accurate estimates based on random guesses.
Part B
And here I am in Hawaii, living next to lots of chocolate. When I'm at home, I'm literally no more than 15 feet from 500 pounds of melted chocolate. You are correct; that IS a lot of chocolate.
Okay, and everyone likes chocolate.
My idea: CHOCOLATE PORN! This is where I find a couple of Hawaiian bimbos (or fly in a couple of starving 'actresses' from the Valley), cover the floor with garbage bags, pour melted chocolate on the floor (which comes out at body temperature, so it's not like anybody will be walking out of here with 3rd degree burns), turn on the cameras, and prepare to make jillions of dollars.
The plan is that the girls will wrestle and do naughty things in the chocolate. It's better than mud wrestling, because it's CHOCOLATE! I'm a genius.
It's a rock solid plan, because there's no competition. There's no porn monopoly here. Distribution might be difficult, but we'll figure it out. I'll be the founder of the Hawaiian Chocolate Porn industry.
Who's in?
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Well, I think you should step it up a notch and sell chocolate covered porn starlets. Somehow. Unless chocolate covered women are licking chocolate off of other chocolate covered women... Hmmmm...
That's what I'm saying!!!
I'll help.
I can be the camera man.
not everyone loves chocolate. go with vanilla as well.
Why don't you like chocolate? What about white chocolate? Do you like white chocolate?
no.
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