Sunday, June 19, 2005

My Motherfucking Kidney

My right kidney hurts sooooo bad. It hurts hurts hurts!!!!

I thought it was my back. Could it be my back AND kidney?

Ow ow ow!!

7 comments:

Adam said...

Dude, do you need me to place a call to the Gym Hotness? I'll tell them you need some medicinal booty shakin'.

Ryan Medalie said...

Doc's appointment in less than 24 hours now.

Adam said...

You can do it, put your back into it!!

Ryan Medalie said...

Ow.

Adam said...

Dude, I think you might need some red cordial to get you through!! That amount of sugar can keep a corse animated for a week.

Ryan Medalie said...

Red cordial? A corse? What are these things? I'm American! Australian is like a foreign language.

Adam said...

Red Cordial is a much more hardcore version of Kool Aid. It has more sugar and more red than the sanitised American version Kool Aid*.

Um, a "Corse" is not another language, it is a misspelling of "Corpse" which is a dead body.


* This assumption of America santising everything comes not from fact or hard scientific study but from the fact that the American version of The Office is sanitised all the way**.

** Does it concern anybody that American movie directors and American television executives are the spokespeople for your country?