Monday, August 01, 2005

A Subtle Subtext

Why try parking in a parking spot that already has a car parked there? Even the handicap spot--you don't park there, because the sign says that it's reserved for those with a handicap. You can't wait there and assume that at some point, the sign will fall down and you can pull into that space.

Why did Three's Company last 1977 to 1984, but Three's a Crowd last for only eight episodes?!

Why ADD hot dogs to macaroni and cheese? It's macaroni and cheese! There should be no third ingredient. And you can't replace the macaroni with hot dogs, and still enjoy the hot dogs and cheese in the same manner. This spells disaster. That's why the hot dogs are served on a separate plate.

It's green eggs and ham! Not green eggs, ham, and a bowl of cereal. Dr. Seuss didn't do that, because it wouldn't be right with a bowl of cereal in ADDITION to the green eggs and ham. He's a doctor; he obviously knew what he was doing.

3 comments:

Source Jockey said...

Let me know if this is appropriate: I told you so? :P

Ryan Medalie said...

Nope. I don't know what you're talking about, motherfucker.

Source Jockey said...

LOL--ouch!!