Word of advice: At Passover dinner, don't suggest putting some ham on top of some matzoh for flavor. Granted, matzoh tastes little better than particle board, but this is unacceptable. It is not kosher. And I'd say that Passover is all about being kosher.
Of course the fact that I'd made a large ham and brought it with did not help matters.
I said, "Look, Grandma! I made you a ham!" I handed her the ham platter as she handed me my yarmulke to put on my head.
She didn't even serve my ham.
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you totally did NOT serve ham. You have more respect than that. If you don't, I'll learn you some respect...
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